Wednesday, February 27, 2008

On Being Laid Off Part II

Make things make sense by putting order in it.

On Being Laid Off

Persue a new hobby

Monday, February 25, 2008

On Peering Through Windows

Find a Window.

Begin daydreams of different views.

Proceed for a while.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

On Being Angry and Staying That Way

Things you will need:

What to do:

On Washing the Dishes While Contemplating Past Actions With Regret

Handle each item one at a time with utmost care.

Each item is a diplomat who can travel through the time space continuum to make amends for your past deeds.

Use a soft bristled brush for delicate cleaning of difficult objects.

Inspect each piece in natural bright light before continuing with another.

On How to Burn Water

Fill a large pot with water.

Place on stove and set fire setting on "High".

Call your mother, father, closest friend, relative, spouse, or significant other; and inform them that you have changed your sexual orientation, you are leaving everything behind, and are taking a new husband/wife/life partner that person has never met before. Follow up every question with a reciprocal question and fall into a twisting ontological discourse on desire and happiness.

Once you are done, your water should be fully burned.