Friday, March 7, 2008

On Compromising

Foot on foot when it is cold.

Though putting your cold foot into the warm crotch of your sleeping partner is preferred to you, it is not to him. One must reach a compromise in order to sleep well and happy in winter times.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

On Hide And Go Seek


Become anxious when time has passed.

Come to the realization you've been forgotten again. Begin defense mechanisms.
Get comfortable and pretend you were never hiding in the first place. Re-title blog post to "On Utilizing Small Places".

On Reconstructing Selected Memories II

My friend Stephanie had never seen a sunset in her life. She was twenty. It was summer. I took her to the Victoria Bridge.

We watched the sunset.

On Reconstructing Selected Memories

Kristina, Ryan, and I went hiking in the green hills. It was rainy and everything was quiet and green.

We saw things move in the hills.

"Goats," said Kristina.

"Not goats," said Ryan. "Coyotes."

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

On Camouflaging People

They come out of no where.

Monday, March 3, 2008

On Waiting

Sit patiently.

Make a list of things to do that are easy to accomplish.

Cross off things as you do them. Each time, smile and feel confident.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

On Instilling Terrific Fear Into Things

Invite the wind. Use the Force.

Use sparingly. They will never come back.